Its been rough finding a job here in oregon, so in the meantime i've been seasonally employed by Jason's Tropical Sno making shaved ice at the local city pool. Its the Bushnell's family business for like 20 years. Its pretty much an ideal dream job, working four hours a day, making the most delicious treat imaginable, hangin' with some pretty cute little kids, and comin' home with a grip of cash.

This is one of my favorite kids who comes and sits with me ALL DAY. Her name's Sara, but tyler and i refer to her as 'swollen face' because, well, check out her picture. How can she even see out of those little slits for eyes?

There are other kids who aren't so sweet and cuddly looking as sara... there are a slew of scary teenagers that come and hang out around the cart. You would not believe the stuff that comes out of their mouths!! i wish i could regulate them when they start talking all gnarly around all the young-ins...but most of them are bigger than me, and I get scared and completely wuss out every time. The other day one girl was bragging to her friends how she stole a bunch of makeup by putting it under her stomach fat roll and walking out of the store like its nothin'. One of the grossest things I've ever heard.