We got home from Portland at two in the morning to find this little treat on our front door by some nerds on Tyler's cross country team. It was freaking scary. I thought it was a dead person propped up on our front stoop. But I was also confused by the missing head and bike shorts... We don't know what to do with it so now, a week later, it is still hanging out in our front yard. I hope our neighbors think it's our new lawn decoration.